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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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