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Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
Sarah Silverman
Scientology is weird because it's new.
Sarah Silverman
I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
Sarah Silverman
I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Sarah Silverman
There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
Sarah Silverman
I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Sarah Silverman
I don't need a lot of space.
Sarah Silverman
