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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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