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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
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Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.
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