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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
Aids
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