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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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