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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
