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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
