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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Sunday
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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