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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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