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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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