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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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