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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
Masturbating
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Almost
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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