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I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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