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I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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