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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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