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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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