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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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