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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
Sarah Silverman
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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