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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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