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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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