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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Jesus
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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