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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
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Bedford
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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