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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
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Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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