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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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