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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Couches
Videos
Video
Express
Fast
Internet
Making

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