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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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