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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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