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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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