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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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What makes Disney movies and Pixar movies always so good, hey take time and they're constantly honing, and tweaking, and rejiggering things, and taking influences from every cog, including myself, that can help. Any place where there can be inspiration. They make every moment very layered and very rich.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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