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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
Sarah Silverman
