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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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