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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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