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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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What makes Disney movies and Pixar movies always so good, hey take time and they're constantly honing, and tweaking, and rejiggering things, and taking influences from every cog, including myself, that can help. Any place where there can be inspiration. They make every moment very layered and very rich.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
Sarah Silverman
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
Sarah Silverman
