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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
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Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Offend
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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