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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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