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Have you seen a unicorn in the woods? I imagine that's next, Jared muttered. Right, said Holly. Well. If the unicorn is pink, about two feet tall, with a sparkly mane, we'll know my imaginary friend is real too.

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Sarah Rees Brennan
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: September 21
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