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I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.

Sandra Bernhard

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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Flint
Michigan
Happier
Accomplishment
Sense
Every
Life

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