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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.

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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Flint
Michigan
Things
Haywire
Fumes
Killing
Wonder
Going

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