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I'm somebody who can absorb a lot.
Sandra Bernhard
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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
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I think there are always different times in your life when you go, Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier. But then you get through that, and you go, Well, I'm not.
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I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, Oh, this is so cool. I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.
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I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.
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When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well.
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I am still comfortable with my body, because I'm like, What's not to be comfortable with? I mean, it's just my nature.
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The fumes are killing us, and we wonder why things are going haywire.
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I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.
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... coming to a place like Nashville, which is just music music music, it's always been such an influence on me. And there are so many interesting songwriters out there, and it's such a crazy business and so many people are trying to do it, and it's all right there in Nashville.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.
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I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the fact that they should never have been in the White House in the first place. What happened in the election was completely corrupt.
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I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
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I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.
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I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
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I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that night, so why listen to it?
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At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
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