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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

Sandra Bernhard

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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
Television Actor
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Writer
Flint
Michigan
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Personally
Waiting
Inspirational

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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
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Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
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