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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

Sandra Bernhard

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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Flint
Michigan
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Personally
Waiting
Inspirational

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... coming to a place like Nashville, which is just music music music, it's always been such an influence on me. And there are so many interesting songwriters out there, and it's such a crazy business and so many people are trying to do it, and it's all right there in Nashville.
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You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
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Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
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I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.
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I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, Oh, this is so cool. I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.
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Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
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A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.
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I hate to judge everybody across the board.
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As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?
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When I was really little, I was skinny and people laughed at me for being skinny, so, we all pay our dues for the bodies we're in one way or another. But thank god I haven't needed to alter it to feel good about myself.
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Gayness is a non-issue.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
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I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.
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I think there are always different times in your life when you go, Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier. But then you get through that, and you go, Well, I'm not.
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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
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I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
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