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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.

Sandra Bernhard

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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
Comedian
Film Actor
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Writer
Flint
Michigan
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Personally
Waiting
Inspirational

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You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
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I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.
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I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.
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I think there are always different times in your life when you go, Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier. But then you get through that, and you go, Well, I'm not.
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In the late '60s and '70s, when feminism was on the up sweep, there was an awareness of things that we're losing again.
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I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
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When you have a knowledge of history, it's very soothing. When there's continuity in your life, it's soothing.
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I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.
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My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.
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Onstage, I'm still wearing my fabulous, sheer dresses because I'm not that big.
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Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
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There's this whole sense of judgment and who's right and who's wrong and who's moral and who's going to be punished.
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For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty.
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They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
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I get happier every day. I have a sense of accomplishment every day of my life.
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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
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