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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard
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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
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I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.
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I would be dishonorable in a relationship because I wasn't getting what I wanted from that person.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.
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They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
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I love National Geographic. Just when you think you've seen the last lost native tribe, National Geographic will find a new one.
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I hate to judge everybody across the board.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
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Lots of people think that bisexual means cowardly lesbian.
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You can't just try to be a performer. It's in your DNA. I really believe that it's either what you are or it's not at all.
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The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
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Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.
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I'm somebody who can absorb a lot.
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
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I'm the only actress in Hollywood who didn't pay to have these lips.
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My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.
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I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality.
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I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself.
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