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I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard
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Sandra Bernhard
Age: 69
Born: 1955
Born: June 6
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I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
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I love performing. I love being a provocateur. I love putting myself in situations that are uncomfortable and that I have to get out of.
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I always have kind of underneath feeling of peace of mind that I get from just the basic tenants of spirituality.
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Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a change.
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The most important, overriding arc of my career has been that I would never be self-deprecating.
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As a kid, I loved being loved, and still do. Who doesn't love being loved?
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
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Kids need to be educated about sex and sexuality and if they're going to have sex, learn how to protect themselves and not get pregnant.
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The live show is different from the album. It's different every night depending on where I am and how many months have gone by since I last performed.
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A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.
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Gay pride's beautiful. If somebody needs to be expressing that, then it's a positive thing.
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I tend to go against the grain because when I start to see that everybody's trying to shock, I try not to. I just do stuff that's subtler, more emotional, and I think that shocks people.
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I believe in people living their lives and having privacy.
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If you want to dig, if you want to pry, do it on your time, but I'm going to be a woman of dignity.
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I try to avoid people's eyes because I don't like to get that intimate with just anybody. i don't need the responsibility.
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I think people are a little bit intimidated by me. You know, I'm not exactly a wilting flower, so I think they're a little bit scared of me sometimes.
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On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy.
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They want families to come to New York and go to the theater, so the theater is all geared toward family entertainment. It's money, you know.
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I would never wanna do a show that's strictly maudlin and invaded my personal life and my home. I would never do that.
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I don't want someone coming in and passing judgment on my life.
Sandra Bernhard
