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I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do.

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Samantha Bee
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 25
Actor
Actress
Journalist
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Television Producer
Voice Actor
City of Toronto
Samantha Anne Bee
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