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It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
Samantha Bee
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Samantha Bee
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 25
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City of Toronto
Samantha Anne Bee
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