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It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
Samantha Bee
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Samantha Bee
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 25
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City of Toronto
Samantha Anne Bee
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If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
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Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.
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I want to go to someone's world. I'll buy it if the world is full of zombies - I'll live there if you give me a strong enough vision of what that world looks like.
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I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
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The people I really feel sorry for are all the writers out there who wrote these outrageous comedic romps about a grossly unqualified person who goes on to become a Vice Presidential candidate in a hotly contested presidential race. With hilarious results. They must be so bummed.
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I am a cookbook fanatic.
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Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.
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If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it's also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.
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It's weird how you can make people feel comfortable, and then ask them an uncomfortable question, but it doesn't ruin their day.
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I don't feel intimidated by any of the people I'm talking to or the situations I find myself in. I just try to make my nana proud.
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I know, it's amazing to people that we have a political system, but we do.
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You've got to have gumption. You've got to be willing to stand up on the stage for no money for ten years.
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A lot of comedy is really DIY. You're kind of doing it yourself.
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The best part about poker is there's no down side.
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I'm not even reading about the U.S. election, I'm just totally involved in the Canadian one.
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I take my citizenship extremely seriously. I find myself drawn to the Constitution more and more with each passing day of Donald Trump's presidency.
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I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.
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There's a very fine line between political comedian and activist, and I don't really think I fall over into the activist category.
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The worst thing you can do to a dictator is laugh at him.
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I want to get a gold star. And I know that there are places that I need to go in order to get the story right. I'd rather do it right than have to do it twice.
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