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Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

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Samantha Bee
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 25
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City of Toronto
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