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Sam Levenson
Age: 68 †
Born: 1911
Born: December 28
Died: 1980
Died: August 27
Humorist
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New York City
New York
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The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
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I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
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The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.
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We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
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Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
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It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
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Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
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Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
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The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
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When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
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I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
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The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
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