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Sam Levenson
Age: 68 †
Born: 1911
Born: December 28
Died: 1980
Died: August 27
Humorist
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New York City
New York
Samuel Levenson
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The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
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When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a mark of 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points.
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I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
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Don't watch the clock do what it does. Keep going.
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The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
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Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
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Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
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Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
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Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
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It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
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One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
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Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
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It's not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.
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People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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