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The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

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Sam Levenson
Age: 68 †
Born: 1911
Born: December 28
Died: 1980
Died: August 27
Humorist
Journalist
Writer
New York City
New York
Samuel Levenson
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America
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