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Sam Levenson
Age: 68 †
Born: 1911
Born: December 28
Died: 1980
Died: August 27
Humorist
Journalist
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New York City
New York
Samuel Levenson
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Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children.
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It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.
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Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
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The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
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If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
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I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
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The high IQ has become the American equivalent of the Legion of Honor, positive proof of a child's intellectual aristocracy.... It has become more important to be a smart kid than a good kid or even a healthy kid.
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Don't watch the clock do what it does. Keep going.
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Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
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When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
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Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
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Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
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Times don't change. Men do.
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The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
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I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
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The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
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