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Sam Levenson
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Sam Levenson
Age: 68 †
Born: 1911
Born: December 28
Died: 1980
Died: August 27
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When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
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Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
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I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.
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I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
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The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
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The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing.
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People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.
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The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
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You don't have to be in Who's Who to know what's what.
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It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.
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The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
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Times don't change. Men do.
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I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
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We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
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Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children.
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Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
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